1 00:00:06,540 --> 00:00:08,840 -(humming softly) -(Ceci sputters) 2 00:00:08,970 --> 00:00:10,510 That's what happens when I go anywhere with-- 3 00:00:10,610 --> 00:00:11,440 Morning! 4 00:00:11,540 --> 00:00:12,480 -(groaning) -Whoa. 5 00:00:12,540 --> 00:00:13,840 It's too much. 6 00:00:13,940 --> 00:00:14,980 Yeah, it's, like, a thousand degrees outside. 7 00:00:15,040 --> 00:00:16,950 -Just chill. -Sorry. 8 00:00:17,050 --> 00:00:19,550 A bit hard to chill after what happened with Noa 9 00:00:19,680 --> 00:00:20,780 at the bar last night. 10 00:00:20,880 --> 00:00:22,250 -What? -Oh! Some rubby-touchy, 11 00:00:22,350 --> 00:00:24,020 -squeezy-squeezy? -Better. 12 00:00:24,120 --> 00:00:26,820 We had nine and a half minutes of very connected conversation. 13 00:00:26,920 --> 00:00:28,520 -Nope. -Sad. -Unsubscribe. 14 00:00:28,620 --> 00:00:30,130 CECI: God, I should not 15 00:00:30,230 --> 00:00:32,290 have done all of those shots with Barb last night. 16 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:34,630 What? I did shots with Barb last night. 17 00:00:34,730 --> 00:00:37,870 (Barb groaning loudly) 18 00:00:37,970 --> 00:00:39,800 -Oh, my God. -Oh, dear. -Lordy be, Gordy. 19 00:00:39,870 --> 00:00:42,310 Team, gather round. Come on. 20 00:00:42,370 --> 00:00:44,270 -(Barb clears throat) -Mm. -Okay. 21 00:00:44,370 --> 00:00:45,970 -COLETTE: That's sad. -Is she in the same thing as yesterday? 22 00:00:46,040 --> 00:00:48,040 -(grunts) -COLETTE: Barb? 23 00:00:48,140 --> 00:00:49,250 You okay? 24 00:00:49,350 --> 00:00:52,080 Quit screaming and I will be fine. 25 00:00:52,220 --> 00:00:53,480 (Barb groans) 26 00:00:53,550 --> 00:00:55,480 Okay, as the consultants said, 27 00:00:55,550 --> 00:00:56,850 the state is going to be cutting 28 00:00:56,950 --> 00:00:58,850 one of the four Hollywood DMVs this year. 29 00:00:58,950 --> 00:01:00,620 Long story short, things are getting hairy 30 00:01:00,720 --> 00:01:03,130 -up in Big Sac. -Mm. -"Big Sac"? 31 00:01:03,230 --> 00:01:05,990 Yeah, that's what she calls the DMV headquarters in Sacramento. 32 00:01:06,060 --> 00:01:08,560 -She does realize "Big Sac"-- -No. Mm-mm. 33 00:01:08,660 --> 00:01:10,230 Barb is a sweet baby angel. 34 00:01:10,330 --> 00:01:12,670 Sexual innuendo goes right over her head. 35 00:01:12,770 --> 00:01:14,300 Now Big Sac is sensitive, 36 00:01:14,400 --> 00:01:16,240 so we're gonna have to massage things 37 00:01:16,340 --> 00:01:17,440 or we're gonna get the shaft. 38 00:01:17,570 --> 00:01:19,240 Okay, I see now. It's quite entertaining. 39 00:01:19,340 --> 00:01:20,510 -Mm-hmm. -BARB: Now, we have to limit 40 00:01:20,580 --> 00:01:21,840 customer complaints, 41 00:01:21,940 --> 00:01:23,210 but that's gonna be a challenge today, 42 00:01:23,310 --> 00:01:24,680 'cause it's gonna be hotter than Mars. 43 00:01:24,780 --> 00:01:27,080 Actually, Mars is 200 degrees below zero. 44 00:01:27,180 --> 00:01:28,880 Same temperature as my marital bed. 45 00:01:28,980 --> 00:01:30,320 BARB: I know customers 46 00:01:30,420 --> 00:01:31,990 -are gonna be cranky today. -COLETTE: Yeah. 47 00:01:32,090 --> 00:01:34,220 Or we could give people the benefit of the-- 48 00:01:34,320 --> 00:01:36,530 (pounding) 49 00:01:37,630 --> 00:01:39,430 Just give us a minute! 50 00:01:39,530 --> 00:01:42,400 But under no circumstance should anybody touch the AC. 51 00:01:42,470 --> 00:01:43,600 NOA: Okay. 52 00:01:43,700 --> 00:01:44,630 Why? 53 00:01:44,770 --> 00:01:46,600 'Cause, new dude, this is the DMV. 54 00:01:46,700 --> 00:01:49,310 God forbid we do anything that costs Sacramento money. 55 00:01:49,410 --> 00:01:51,210 Don't worry, I'll put in a request 56 00:01:51,270 --> 00:01:55,210 for the state-approved HVAC guy who is allowed to lower the AC. 57 00:01:55,280 --> 00:01:56,750 -Mm. -BARB: Right after 58 00:01:56,810 --> 00:01:59,320 I call the bar to see if they found my retainer. 59 00:01:59,450 --> 00:02:00,780 Unless anybody has it? 60 00:02:00,880 --> 00:02:02,290 -No. I don't have your retainer. -No. -No. 61 00:02:02,420 --> 00:02:04,190 Yeah. Uh. Uh... 62 00:02:05,050 --> 00:02:06,520 -Dismissed. -Thank you. 63 00:02:06,620 --> 00:02:08,260 -Um, good morning. -Morning. 64 00:02:08,320 --> 00:02:10,260 NOA: We're still on for Saturday, right? 65 00:02:10,360 --> 00:02:12,060 -S-- Yeah. (laughing) -Yes. All right. 66 00:02:12,130 --> 00:02:14,830 -Have a good day, everyone. -You, too. -VIC: See you. 67 00:02:15,700 --> 00:02:16,900 Did I hear "Saturday"? 68 00:02:16,970 --> 00:02:18,070 Mm-hmm. 69 00:02:18,170 --> 00:02:20,070 -That's not a workday. -Yeah. 70 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:21,870 I didn't want to jinx things, but... 71 00:02:21,970 --> 00:02:23,640 Mama's got a date. 72 00:02:23,740 --> 00:02:26,240 -(chuckles) -Ooh, are you gonna go to the land down under? 73 00:02:26,310 --> 00:02:27,740 Gross. He's from New Zealand. 74 00:02:27,840 --> 00:02:28,980 Which is in? 75 00:02:29,080 --> 00:02:30,180 GREGG: Anyways, 76 00:02:30,280 --> 00:02:31,250 what are you guys gonna do? 77 00:02:31,350 --> 00:02:32,550 Movie? Dinner? 78 00:02:32,650 --> 00:02:34,520 Petco. Actually, not Petco. 79 00:02:34,620 --> 00:02:36,490 Outside Petco. A parking lot. 80 00:02:36,590 --> 00:02:38,550 He's gonna swing by and meet my foster dog. 81 00:02:38,650 --> 00:02:39,820 Sounds like if anyone's on a date, 82 00:02:39,920 --> 00:02:41,320 -it's Noa and the pupper. -No, 83 00:02:41,460 --> 00:02:43,090 it's totally a date. I'm gonna wear my grandma undies 84 00:02:43,190 --> 00:02:44,330 just so I'm not tempted, you know. 85 00:02:44,430 --> 00:02:46,130 Take things nice and slow. 86 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:47,260 TMI. 87 00:02:47,360 --> 00:02:48,900 Well, it's 8:00. 88 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:50,700 -(door rattling) -It's time to open... 89 00:02:50,800 --> 00:02:53,440 -the joy factory. -(yelling) 90 00:02:53,540 --> 00:02:54,870 (people shouting) 91 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:56,840 Welcome to the DMV. 92 00:02:56,970 --> 00:02:59,780 Please form an orderly line. 93 00:03:03,110 --> 00:03:05,210 * * 94 00:03:09,890 --> 00:03:11,550 Hey. 95 00:03:12,520 --> 00:03:13,860 Oh, this is for stray cats. 96 00:03:13,990 --> 00:03:15,890 I-I don't drink out of tiny bowls. 97 00:03:16,020 --> 00:03:17,330 (laughs) That's crazy. 98 00:03:17,430 --> 00:03:18,890 I was actually coming in to get some water 99 00:03:18,990 --> 00:03:20,000 for the cats, too. 100 00:03:20,100 --> 00:03:21,360 No way. You're messing with me. 101 00:03:21,500 --> 00:03:23,700 -Don't. People do that here. -No, for real. 102 00:03:23,800 --> 00:03:25,400 With the heat outside, it's gonna be a tough day 103 00:03:25,500 --> 00:03:26,900 for the little kitties. Is-- 104 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:27,940 is it okay if I help? 105 00:03:28,040 --> 00:03:29,370 -Yeah, go for it. -Okay. 106 00:03:29,510 --> 00:03:30,740 (water running) 107 00:03:30,870 --> 00:03:34,080 I am most worried about Leonard. 108 00:03:34,210 --> 00:03:35,710 Leonard? Who's-- 109 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:37,210 He's, uh, the black and white one with the brown patch 110 00:03:37,350 --> 00:03:38,710 on his nose. Very vocal. 111 00:03:38,810 --> 00:03:40,680 Oh, you mean Mewan McGregor. 112 00:03:40,750 --> 00:03:43,990 Yeah. He specifically hates being called "Leonard." 113 00:03:44,090 --> 00:03:45,550 Oh, my God. 114 00:03:45,650 --> 00:03:48,390 -My apologies to Mewan. -(laughs) 115 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:50,190 -(Colette chuckles) -So you, uh, 116 00:03:50,290 --> 00:03:51,390 -you foster dogs... -Mm-hmm. 117 00:03:51,530 --> 00:03:53,030 ...and you look out for street cats. 118 00:03:53,130 --> 00:03:54,900 Bit of a softy, huh? 119 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:56,830 -Guilty. -(both chuckle) 120 00:03:56,900 --> 00:03:58,370 No. Hey. Me, too. 121 00:03:58,470 --> 00:03:59,440 But don't tell anyone. 122 00:03:59,540 --> 00:04:00,670 I'm trying to establish myself 123 00:04:00,740 --> 00:04:01,670 as the office alpha. 124 00:04:01,740 --> 00:04:03,870 Um... earrings and sandals. 125 00:04:03,970 --> 00:04:05,770 -Oh... -I think you're there. 126 00:04:05,910 --> 00:04:07,910 Okay. Thank you. (grunts) 127 00:04:08,010 --> 00:04:09,210 (Colette chuckles) 128 00:04:09,280 --> 00:04:10,410 Oh, shoot. I-- 129 00:04:10,550 --> 00:04:11,580 Yeah, I'm late. 130 00:04:11,680 --> 00:04:12,720 -Yeah? -Late for a driving test. 131 00:04:12,820 --> 00:04:14,080 -Uh, okay. Okay. -I gotta go. 132 00:04:14,180 --> 00:04:15,120 Why don't you load me up? 133 00:04:15,250 --> 00:04:16,350 -You sure? -Yeah. 134 00:04:16,420 --> 00:04:18,390 Yeah. I used to wait tables. 135 00:04:18,450 --> 00:04:19,690 At a cat café? 136 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:22,160 -(laughs) -(laughs) 137 00:04:22,260 --> 00:04:23,490 Awesome. 138 00:04:24,360 --> 00:04:25,590 Okay, bye. 139 00:04:25,690 --> 00:04:26,930 Okay. 140 00:04:27,030 --> 00:04:28,930 Wow, you really are just gonna leave me here. 141 00:04:29,060 --> 00:04:30,130 Oh. 142 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:32,230 Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that you had it-- 143 00:04:32,300 --> 00:04:34,100 You are fun to mess with. 144 00:04:34,200 --> 00:04:35,840 -(snorts) -(Noa laughs) 145 00:04:36,710 --> 00:04:38,310 -See you. -Bye. 146 00:04:39,140 --> 00:04:41,110 * * 147 00:04:41,210 --> 00:04:42,910 (groans) 148 00:04:43,010 --> 00:04:45,410 (indistinct chatter) 149 00:04:45,480 --> 00:04:47,020 (baby fusses) 150 00:04:49,280 --> 00:04:50,550 Yuk city. 151 00:04:50,650 --> 00:04:51,590 -Ugh. -Hi. 152 00:04:51,650 --> 00:04:52,820 Ugh. 153 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:56,120 Smells like my meemaw's wheelchair. 154 00:04:56,260 --> 00:04:57,930 Barb must've moved the outside line inside. 155 00:04:57,990 --> 00:05:00,030 -'Cause of the heat. Mm. -Smart. 156 00:05:00,130 --> 00:05:01,960 That way, if there's a fire, we'll bottleneck 157 00:05:02,060 --> 00:05:03,470 at the door and all die 158 00:05:03,600 --> 00:05:05,400 -a slow, agonizing death. -Yeah. 159 00:05:05,470 --> 00:05:07,770 -Which, to be fair, we're kind of already doing. -(baby crying) 160 00:05:07,870 --> 00:05:09,570 COLETTE: Look at that poor woman. 161 00:05:09,670 --> 00:05:10,770 Do you think I should help her? 162 00:05:10,870 --> 00:05:12,010 We work at the DMV. 163 00:05:12,110 --> 00:05:14,680 Helping people is not our job. 164 00:05:14,810 --> 00:05:16,680 -COLETTE: She has a baby, Gregg. -VIC: Ugh! Could be 165 00:05:16,780 --> 00:05:17,910 a fake. We've seen it before. 166 00:05:18,010 --> 00:05:19,250 -Drop hot coffee on it? -Yep. 167 00:05:19,310 --> 00:05:20,450 Stop. 168 00:05:20,550 --> 00:05:22,450 -Hey, can I help you? (chuckles) -Yes. 169 00:05:22,550 --> 00:05:24,290 Um, I have to return this extra plate, 170 00:05:24,390 --> 00:05:26,220 uh, but I didn't realize it'd be so busy. 171 00:05:26,320 --> 00:05:27,820 -(chuckles) -We're sleep training, 172 00:05:27,920 --> 00:05:29,120 so if I don't get her in her Snoo 173 00:05:29,220 --> 00:05:31,190 in a dark room with white noise machine 174 00:05:31,330 --> 00:05:32,830 in 41 minutes, then we miss the window. 175 00:05:32,930 --> 00:05:35,100 I'm sorry I'm rambling. I have not slept in a year. 176 00:05:35,160 --> 00:05:36,160 It's okay. 177 00:05:36,260 --> 00:05:38,170 -(gasps) Isn't she cute? -(cooing) 178 00:05:38,300 --> 00:05:39,770 -(chuckles) -And real! 179 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:41,770 -Mm. -COLETTE: Follow me. 180 00:05:41,870 --> 00:05:43,770 JACQUI: Thank you. 181 00:05:43,840 --> 00:05:45,710 Hey, Carl. 182 00:05:45,810 --> 00:05:47,110 Will you help this mom for me? 183 00:05:47,210 --> 00:05:48,440 Absolutely. 184 00:05:48,540 --> 00:05:50,750 -Just rebooting. -Awesome. 185 00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:54,820 Hey, Noa. (chuckles) 186 00:05:54,880 --> 00:05:56,150 (Barb groans) 187 00:05:56,220 --> 00:05:58,220 I want to die. 188 00:05:59,890 --> 00:06:01,590 Maybe you can go home and sleep it off. 189 00:06:01,690 --> 00:06:04,330 Noa, I am manager now, okay? 190 00:06:04,390 --> 00:06:06,160 We're taking it on the chin from Big Sac. 191 00:06:06,260 --> 00:06:08,860 We need a battle-tested professional at the wheel. 192 00:06:08,960 --> 00:06:11,300 So sorry. Can I just grab this toilet paper? 193 00:06:11,400 --> 00:06:13,070 Oh. (chuckles) 194 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:14,440 I woke up at the bar. 195 00:06:14,540 --> 00:06:15,800 Didn't have time to go home. 196 00:06:15,900 --> 00:06:18,170 Took a little bath in the gas station sink. 197 00:06:18,270 --> 00:06:19,710 -Mm. -(Carl shrieks) 198 00:06:19,810 --> 00:06:21,940 Ugh, I already entered my username! 199 00:06:22,040 --> 00:06:23,350 Why does it keep doing this? 200 00:06:23,410 --> 00:06:26,280 Why does it keep doing this?! Just work! 201 00:06:26,380 --> 00:06:27,680 Work! 202 00:06:27,780 --> 00:06:29,250 -(baby fussing) -(keys clacking) -Oh, my God! 203 00:06:29,350 --> 00:06:30,820 (laughing maniacally): Oh! 204 00:06:30,920 --> 00:06:33,560 Hey, hey, hey. New guy at Window 8 is washing out. 205 00:06:33,690 --> 00:06:35,190 * 206 00:06:35,260 --> 00:06:36,590 -I gotta see this. -GREGG: Oh, oh, oh. 207 00:06:36,690 --> 00:06:37,830 COLETTE: Oh, my God. Me, too. 208 00:06:37,890 --> 00:06:39,130 (shrieks) 209 00:06:39,230 --> 00:06:40,630 I hate this place! 210 00:06:40,730 --> 00:06:42,400 -I hate you people! -Yeah! 211 00:06:42,530 --> 00:06:43,900 -Get specific! -(yelling continues) 212 00:06:44,030 --> 00:06:45,530 Details, baby! 213 00:06:45,630 --> 00:06:47,940 I'm just a human being 214 00:06:48,040 --> 00:06:50,070 -trying to get by! -(laughs): Yes. 215 00:06:50,170 --> 00:06:51,970 You want distribution? 216 00:06:52,070 --> 00:06:53,910 How's this for distribution? 217 00:06:54,010 --> 00:06:55,180 (grunts) 218 00:06:55,240 --> 00:06:56,950 You're all animals! 219 00:06:57,750 --> 00:06:58,850 Already am a... 220 00:06:58,950 --> 00:07:00,280 (Gregg laughing) 221 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:01,450 (laughs): Oh, yeah. 222 00:07:01,550 --> 00:07:03,120 (laughing) 223 00:07:03,220 --> 00:07:04,320 (groans) I hate this chair. 224 00:07:04,420 --> 00:07:07,590 Man, Carl just... snapped. 225 00:07:07,690 --> 00:07:09,260 -It was pure magic. -(chuckles) 226 00:07:09,360 --> 00:07:11,790 -I mean, it was his third Wednesday. -BARB: Hey, 227 00:07:11,930 --> 00:07:13,900 Wash Out Wednesday's not a thing, Ceci. 228 00:07:13,960 --> 00:07:14,960 It's a DMV myth. 229 00:07:15,060 --> 00:07:16,430 Yeah, like timely paychecks 230 00:07:16,530 --> 00:07:18,370 and respect from your fellow humans. 231 00:07:18,470 --> 00:07:19,940 CECI: Uh-uh. It's a real thing. 232 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:22,300 Third Wednesday in is when you either quit or commit. 233 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:24,110 Yeah. Carl really committed. 234 00:07:24,210 --> 00:07:26,210 He took off all his clothes. 235 00:07:26,310 --> 00:07:27,340 Ugh. 236 00:07:27,440 --> 00:07:29,040 What's the opposite of manscaping? 237 00:07:29,110 --> 00:07:31,750 Ugh, that reminds me-- I got to go vacuum. 238 00:07:31,810 --> 00:07:34,250 My third Wednesday, some lady threw her purse at me. 239 00:07:34,350 --> 00:07:36,350 I almost quit and became a crime scene photographer, 240 00:07:36,450 --> 00:07:38,450 a job that would have both satisfied my gift 241 00:07:38,550 --> 00:07:39,890 for photography and crime-solving. 242 00:07:39,990 --> 00:07:40,990 But I stayed. 243 00:07:41,120 --> 00:07:42,830 And I kept the purse. 244 00:07:42,930 --> 00:07:45,090 Christian Dior. (chuckles) 245 00:07:45,190 --> 00:07:46,460 I don't know who that is. 246 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:48,460 I guess I never thought about washing out. 247 00:07:48,600 --> 00:07:50,370 I mean, the benefits are so great, 248 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:51,700 and you guys are like my f-- 249 00:07:51,800 --> 00:07:53,570 Family, yeah. You know, every day 250 00:07:53,670 --> 00:07:55,300 is a Wash Out Wednesday for me. 251 00:07:55,440 --> 00:07:58,140 I'm always this close to handing in my resignation. 252 00:07:58,240 --> 00:07:59,840 Go ahead. Look in my drawer. 253 00:08:01,480 --> 00:08:03,410 -These are divorce papers. -The other drawer. 254 00:08:03,480 --> 00:08:04,810 COLETTE: Wait, 255 00:08:04,910 --> 00:08:07,850 didn't Noa and Carl start on the same day? 256 00:08:07,980 --> 00:08:09,450 Which means I need to charge my phone, 257 00:08:09,520 --> 00:08:12,150 'cause we might have a double washout situation. 258 00:08:12,250 --> 00:08:13,320 -Ooh. -COLETTE: No, no, 259 00:08:13,420 --> 00:08:15,590 no, no, no. Noa can't quit! 260 00:08:15,690 --> 00:08:18,990 I mean, we can't lose another documents processor. 261 00:08:19,090 --> 00:08:21,560 There's documents that need to be processed. 262 00:08:31,070 --> 00:08:32,740 Okay, we all know if you make it through your third Wednesday, 263 00:08:32,840 --> 00:08:34,910 you're basically here until-- 264 00:08:35,040 --> 00:08:36,180 Until you die. 265 00:08:36,280 --> 00:08:37,550 COLETTE: Yes. So we just have to get Noa 266 00:08:37,650 --> 00:08:39,720 through today. So what do we know? 267 00:08:39,820 --> 00:08:41,480 -He loves surfing. -Mm-hmm. 268 00:08:41,580 --> 00:08:43,090 Um, saxophone. 269 00:08:43,190 --> 00:08:44,520 Mm, he also hates the heat. 270 00:08:44,620 --> 00:08:46,590 -How do you know that? -Because, Colette, 271 00:08:46,690 --> 00:08:47,990 I'm an incredible detective. 272 00:08:48,090 --> 00:08:50,490 Also, he keeps saying, "I hate the heat." 273 00:08:50,560 --> 00:08:52,560 But the HVAC guy could be days away. 274 00:08:52,700 --> 00:08:54,300 Okay. 275 00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:56,570 Operation Cooldown. 276 00:08:56,700 --> 00:08:57,770 Let's go around the horn. 277 00:08:57,900 --> 00:08:59,400 What's everybody got? 278 00:08:59,500 --> 00:09:01,040 -I got-- -Not you. 279 00:09:01,140 --> 00:09:03,440 Ooh, I got an idea. 280 00:09:03,570 --> 00:09:04,740 Yes! Gregg came to play. 281 00:09:04,870 --> 00:09:05,870 Leggo, my Greggo. 282 00:09:05,970 --> 00:09:07,410 -What if... -Mm-hmm. 283 00:09:07,510 --> 00:09:09,410 ...you stay in your lane? 284 00:09:09,540 --> 00:09:11,080 VIC and CECI: Mm. Yes. 285 00:09:11,180 --> 00:09:13,350 Mm, yes, I'm not following. 286 00:09:13,420 --> 00:09:16,420 I just think that you tend to meddle 287 00:09:16,550 --> 00:09:18,650 in other people's beeswax. 288 00:09:18,750 --> 00:09:20,390 (scoffs) I don't meddle. 289 00:09:20,460 --> 00:09:21,760 Name one time. 290 00:09:21,860 --> 00:09:23,160 Okay, I'll go. 291 00:09:23,260 --> 00:09:24,730 How about when you brought my baby sister here? 292 00:09:24,790 --> 00:09:26,430 Yeah. You hadn't spoken in years, Ceci. 293 00:09:26,530 --> 00:09:28,360 -It was wrong. -It was on purpose. 294 00:09:28,430 --> 00:09:30,100 And now, because of you, we're super close again. 295 00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:31,430 Do you know how much I hate that? 296 00:09:31,530 --> 00:09:32,940 GREGG: Look, my point is 297 00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:34,640 that you can't stay in your lane. 298 00:09:34,740 --> 00:09:37,270 And when you drift, you cause damage. 299 00:09:37,370 --> 00:09:38,610 Damage. 300 00:09:38,710 --> 00:09:40,140 If Noa quits, he quits. 301 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:41,680 Just stay out of it. 302 00:09:41,780 --> 00:09:43,080 Okay. 303 00:09:43,850 --> 00:09:45,110 I can stay in my lane. 304 00:09:45,210 --> 00:09:46,950 Look, look, I'm in my lane. 305 00:09:47,080 --> 00:09:48,750 Now, if you'll excuse me, 306 00:09:48,850 --> 00:09:50,120 I have a driving exam... 307 00:09:50,250 --> 00:09:51,120 to go to. 308 00:09:51,250 --> 00:09:52,320 Peace. 309 00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:54,790 CECI: Mm, does she really have a driving exam? 310 00:09:54,890 --> 00:09:56,220 No. 311 00:09:57,160 --> 00:09:58,830 Apologies. Just a second. 312 00:09:58,930 --> 00:10:00,260 It's here somewhere. 313 00:10:00,330 --> 00:10:01,730 -(loud whirring) -Hey! 314 00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:03,130 Whoa. Hey. 315 00:10:03,230 --> 00:10:04,970 -Hey, hey, hey! -You got a fan! 316 00:10:05,070 --> 00:10:07,240 Can you maybe not do that, please? Please! 317 00:10:07,300 --> 00:10:09,100 I turned it up. I'm so sorry. 318 00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:12,470 I'm just-- I'm trying to find this lady's driver's license 319 00:10:12,570 --> 00:10:15,040 amid the carnage of my mate's mental breakdown. 320 00:10:15,140 --> 00:10:16,880 The unhinged guy had it in his hand 321 00:10:16,980 --> 00:10:18,310 -when he went crazy. -(sighs) 322 00:10:18,450 --> 00:10:20,320 Oh, no. He seemed pretty calm when he left. 323 00:10:20,450 --> 00:10:22,220 Yeah. After the police tased him. 324 00:10:22,320 --> 00:10:24,020 You know, when that first Taser probe hit, I thought, 325 00:10:24,120 --> 00:10:26,250 "Save those moves for the holiday party, buddy." 326 00:10:26,350 --> 00:10:28,620 I just can't believe he snapped like that, you know? It's... 327 00:10:28,690 --> 00:10:30,130 I kind of get it, but-- 328 00:10:30,230 --> 00:10:31,430 Do you? I don't. 329 00:10:31,490 --> 00:10:32,860 I don't know why anyone would leave your job. 330 00:10:32,960 --> 00:10:34,700 I mean, who doesn't love, you know, 331 00:10:34,830 --> 00:10:36,100 processing documents? 332 00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:37,930 I'm sorry. I-I can't even think straight. 333 00:10:38,030 --> 00:10:40,200 Where's this HVAC guy? Is he... 334 00:10:40,340 --> 00:10:41,700 This heat's killing me. 335 00:10:41,840 --> 00:10:43,340 You know what, I'm gonna-- I'm gonna see if I can... 336 00:10:43,440 --> 00:10:45,240 -do something for you. -Thank you. 337 00:10:46,840 --> 00:10:48,510 (sighs) 338 00:10:49,480 --> 00:10:52,450 AUTOMATED VOICE: Now serving 85... 339 00:10:52,550 --> 00:10:55,080 (loud chatter) 340 00:11:05,130 --> 00:11:06,490 Okay. 341 00:11:06,590 --> 00:11:08,200 You're no HVAC expert, 342 00:11:08,300 --> 00:11:11,370 but, 20 minutes ago, you learned it was called "HVAC." 343 00:11:11,470 --> 00:11:13,900 * * 344 00:11:15,970 --> 00:11:18,370 (air conditioning whirring) 345 00:11:20,380 --> 00:11:21,610 Problem solved. 346 00:11:22,510 --> 00:11:23,410 Hi. 347 00:11:23,550 --> 00:11:25,050 Was your driving test in there? 348 00:11:25,150 --> 00:11:26,720 It's cooler already. You can thank me later. 349 00:11:26,820 --> 00:11:27,880 Okay? (chuckles softly) 350 00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:29,180 (Gregg chuckles) 351 00:11:29,250 --> 00:11:29,990 AUTOMATED VOICE: Now serving-- 352 00:11:30,050 --> 00:11:32,050 (people groaning) 353 00:11:32,150 --> 00:11:33,820 GREGG: Oh. 354 00:11:33,890 --> 00:11:35,920 Thank you, Colette. 355 00:11:37,730 --> 00:11:39,930 * * 356 00:11:46,230 --> 00:11:48,070 -(loud chatter) -JACQUI: Excuse me. 357 00:11:48,170 --> 00:11:50,340 -Sorry, it doesn't work-- -Excuse me. It's my turn. 358 00:11:50,440 --> 00:11:51,610 I need my license back. 359 00:11:51,710 --> 00:11:52,840 The sleep window is closing. 360 00:11:52,910 --> 00:11:54,110 I'm so sorry, ma'am. 361 00:11:54,210 --> 00:11:55,940 Everyone, the automated number system, 362 00:11:56,080 --> 00:11:57,950 it reset itself when the power went out. 363 00:11:58,080 --> 00:11:59,510 -We're trying to sort it. -(groaning) 364 00:11:59,610 --> 00:12:00,950 BARB: 148. 365 00:12:01,080 --> 00:12:02,220 149. 366 00:12:02,320 --> 00:12:04,220 Okay, that is good enough. (chuckles) 367 00:12:04,290 --> 00:12:05,450 -Pass 'em out. -Ooh. 368 00:12:05,550 --> 00:12:06,920 I'm gonna sell 'em. 369 00:12:07,020 --> 00:12:09,190 -Oy. -Thanks for your patience, everybody! 370 00:12:09,290 --> 00:12:11,030 Just take some deep breaths! We're getting it squared away! 371 00:12:11,130 --> 00:12:12,460 Figured out your problem. 372 00:12:12,560 --> 00:12:13,930 Someone messed with the AC. 373 00:12:14,060 --> 00:12:15,630 Mother of gosh! 374 00:12:15,730 --> 00:12:17,030 That's why they tell you not to touch it. 375 00:12:17,130 --> 00:12:18,070 GREGG: Oh, 376 00:12:18,130 --> 00:12:19,700 we were told. 377 00:12:19,770 --> 00:12:21,740 Who did it? Just come forward. 378 00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:24,140 Your punishment will be harsh but fair. 379 00:12:24,240 --> 00:12:25,840 Especially if you had a good reason. 380 00:12:25,940 --> 00:12:27,380 BARB: Oh, it's definitely gonna be harsh. 381 00:12:27,440 --> 00:12:29,480 But first we got a bunch of stuff we got to do 382 00:12:29,610 --> 00:12:31,180 after a power outage. 383 00:12:31,280 --> 00:12:32,650 Oh, is there anything in there 384 00:12:32,750 --> 00:12:34,380 that doesn't involve me being around people? 385 00:12:34,450 --> 00:12:36,180 Uh, cleaning out the fridge? 386 00:12:36,280 --> 00:12:38,620 Dibs. Maybe I'll eat something and die. 387 00:12:38,720 --> 00:12:40,290 BARB: Perfect. 388 00:12:40,390 --> 00:12:42,290 Whoo! 389 00:12:42,420 --> 00:12:43,430 (groans) 390 00:12:43,530 --> 00:12:45,190 Shirt monster got me. 391 00:12:45,290 --> 00:12:46,360 BARB: Um. Come on, Vic. 392 00:12:46,460 --> 00:12:47,900 Will you put your shirt on? 393 00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:51,000 We're not getting shut down because of those nipples. 394 00:12:51,130 --> 00:12:52,500 Actually, it's "nipple." 395 00:12:52,630 --> 00:12:54,900 This one's a tattoo to cover an old lacrosse injury. 396 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:56,470 Some idiot touched the AC. 397 00:12:56,600 --> 00:12:59,840 -And I already have a prime suspect. -Huh. 398 00:12:59,980 --> 00:13:01,480 (quietly): It's Vic. 399 00:13:01,580 --> 00:13:03,110 -Vic? -Do you remember earlier he said he runs hot? 400 00:13:03,210 --> 00:13:04,580 And just now he came out here with his shirt off. 401 00:13:04,680 --> 00:13:06,150 -Did you notice that? -Shirt off, yeah. 402 00:13:06,280 --> 00:13:07,880 -It's him, it's him. Mm. Yeah. -(Noa groaning loudly) 403 00:13:09,750 --> 00:13:11,920 Stop! Everyone just stop! 404 00:13:11,990 --> 00:13:13,860 (groaning loudly) 405 00:13:13,990 --> 00:13:15,090 Oh, my God. 406 00:13:15,190 --> 00:13:16,690 He's Carling. 407 00:13:16,830 --> 00:13:18,830 Uh, grapes with hair on them. 408 00:13:18,960 --> 00:13:20,000 Cool. 409 00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:21,130 Noa's gonna wash. 410 00:13:21,230 --> 00:13:22,560 He-he-he made the sound. 411 00:13:22,660 --> 00:13:24,370 He's pulling out his hair. What do I do, Gregg? 412 00:13:24,500 --> 00:13:26,230 Ooh, I-I-I could pull the fire alarm. 413 00:13:26,330 --> 00:13:28,000 Haven't you done enough already? 414 00:13:28,100 --> 00:13:30,110 Chicken bones wrapped in a napkin. 415 00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:31,140 That's important. 416 00:13:31,210 --> 00:13:32,370 You're right. 417 00:13:32,470 --> 00:13:33,810 The fire alarm hasn't worked in years. 418 00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:36,110 You know, you're being kind of selfish. 419 00:13:36,180 --> 00:13:37,380 Selfish? 420 00:13:37,510 --> 00:13:39,310 I am concerned for a coworker. 421 00:13:39,380 --> 00:13:41,650 They dragged Carl out of here on a gurney. 422 00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:43,820 I don't see you calling his wife and kids. 423 00:13:43,920 --> 00:13:45,550 Well, excuse me. 424 00:13:45,650 --> 00:13:46,960 At least I care about something. 425 00:13:47,020 --> 00:13:49,360 I mean, is there anything that you care about? 426 00:13:50,190 --> 00:13:51,360 Yeah. 427 00:13:51,460 --> 00:13:52,790 I care about not getting salmonella 428 00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:55,400 from whatever just made my glove sizzle. 429 00:13:55,530 --> 00:13:57,700 Listen, forget about Noa. 430 00:13:57,800 --> 00:13:59,730 Just go do a driving test. 431 00:13:59,870 --> 00:14:01,740 Enjoy some working AC. 432 00:14:02,540 --> 00:14:03,740 That's it! 433 00:14:03,870 --> 00:14:05,240 You're a genius, Gregg. 434 00:14:05,370 --> 00:14:07,080 Yeah, well, I'm definitely smarter than whosever 435 00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:09,680 -refrigerating their insoles. -Yeah. 436 00:14:09,780 --> 00:14:11,210 Yeah, right. 437 00:14:11,310 --> 00:14:13,280 Those are prescription. Please don't throw them out. 438 00:14:14,750 --> 00:14:16,620 -Tuck 'em in. -Okay. 439 00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:18,850 COLETTE: So my road test is over here. 440 00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:20,560 Hey, thank you for inviting me for a ride. 441 00:14:20,660 --> 00:14:22,590 That's fine. You know, before, when I said, 442 00:14:22,720 --> 00:14:23,860 "Do you want to ride me?" 443 00:14:23,930 --> 00:14:25,390 that wasn't a-- like, a slipup. 444 00:14:25,530 --> 00:14:27,460 That was just slang for "Do you want to ride with me?" 445 00:14:27,560 --> 00:14:29,860 -'Cause I figured you could use a break. (chuckles) -Ah, okay. 446 00:14:29,930 --> 00:14:31,900 Uh, hey. (chuckles softly) 447 00:14:32,030 --> 00:14:33,440 I should probably get your number, 448 00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:35,940 right, so we can coordinate Saturday? 449 00:14:36,040 --> 00:14:37,510 -Yes! -(chuckles): Okay. 450 00:14:37,570 --> 00:14:38,710 (chuckles): Yes. 451 00:14:38,810 --> 00:14:40,340 Maybe you could ride me. 452 00:14:40,440 --> 00:14:42,180 -(laughs) -Uh, okay. It's a date. 453 00:14:42,240 --> 00:14:43,510 (laughing) 454 00:14:43,610 --> 00:14:44,510 Okay. 455 00:14:44,580 --> 00:14:46,480 -Once you... -MARY: No way! 456 00:14:47,350 --> 00:14:48,380 -(laughs) -Hello. 457 00:14:48,480 --> 00:14:50,650 I-I know you, right? 458 00:14:50,750 --> 00:14:53,690 Topanga Beach, a couple months ago? 459 00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:56,790 NOA and MARY: Night surfing with ten-foot swells. 460 00:14:56,890 --> 00:14:58,090 (chuckles) 461 00:14:58,190 --> 00:14:59,960 We wiped out and lost each other. 462 00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:01,760 -I was so worried about you. -(laughs) 463 00:15:01,860 --> 00:15:04,270 MARY: I was really worried about you. 464 00:15:04,370 --> 00:15:06,230 -But here we are. -(laughs): Yeah. 465 00:15:06,330 --> 00:15:07,740 Here we are. 466 00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:08,670 Wow. 467 00:15:08,770 --> 00:15:10,470 So that's eight-one-eight... 468 00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:11,610 Sorry, what? 469 00:15:11,740 --> 00:15:13,640 Eight-one-eight. 470 00:15:13,740 --> 00:15:15,180 -Don't worry. Just... -Oh! 471 00:15:19,580 --> 00:15:21,150 -So sore. Ripped right through my wetsuit. -(laughs): Oh, my God. 472 00:15:21,250 --> 00:15:22,650 -Oh, my God. -Total wipeout. 473 00:15:22,780 --> 00:15:24,050 -Wow. -(chuckles) 474 00:15:24,150 --> 00:15:25,220 Well, you know what, you're a tough guy. 475 00:15:25,320 --> 00:15:26,750 I'm sure you got right back on. 476 00:15:26,820 --> 00:15:29,060 It just made me really appreciate life, you know? 477 00:15:29,160 --> 00:15:30,790 Yes. Exactly. 478 00:15:30,890 --> 00:15:31,990 That is so real. 479 00:15:32,090 --> 00:15:33,600 -So real. -Kid in the road! 480 00:15:33,660 --> 00:15:35,460 Whoa! 481 00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:37,270 -I didn't see a kid. -Me neither. 482 00:15:37,330 --> 00:15:39,370 Well, there could've been one, and you would've smushed it. 483 00:15:39,470 --> 00:15:41,640 Honestly, guys. 484 00:15:41,740 --> 00:15:42,600 Can you sit back? 485 00:15:42,670 --> 00:15:44,110 -This is a test. -Oh. 486 00:15:44,170 --> 00:15:45,340 Sorry. 487 00:15:46,140 --> 00:15:47,380 And why are we throwing away 488 00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:49,740 this perfectly good cottage cheese? 489 00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:50,680 That's milk. 490 00:15:50,810 --> 00:15:51,810 Well, if it's from a cow, 491 00:15:51,910 --> 00:15:53,150 it's going in this steer. 492 00:15:53,250 --> 00:15:54,450 (chuckles) 493 00:15:54,550 --> 00:15:56,550 (sniffs, groans) 494 00:15:57,450 --> 00:15:58,820 It is bad out there. 495 00:15:58,950 --> 00:16:00,860 The whole room smells like my hockey gloves. 496 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,560 (sighs) Have you seen Noa? 497 00:16:02,660 --> 00:16:03,960 I bet Colette has. 498 00:16:04,030 --> 00:16:06,830 Great. Noa's gone, my head is pounding, 499 00:16:06,930 --> 00:16:09,600 and all these complaints are gonna make Big Sac really testy! 500 00:16:09,700 --> 00:16:12,770 The refrigerator job was sold on the premise of solitude. 501 00:16:12,830 --> 00:16:14,600 Ugh. (snorts, sighs) 502 00:16:14,670 --> 00:16:15,700 (sighs) 503 00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:18,210 What's this? Salad dressing? 504 00:16:19,340 --> 00:16:21,110 Fecal swab sample. 505 00:16:21,210 --> 00:16:23,050 And I am done. 506 00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:28,350 * * 507 00:16:31,850 --> 00:16:33,090 (laughs): Yeah. 508 00:16:33,190 --> 00:16:34,990 Boom. Another masterpiece. 509 00:16:35,060 --> 00:16:36,060 NOA: This is wild. 510 00:16:36,190 --> 00:16:37,160 I mean, if you think about it, 511 00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:38,390 if it weren't for you, 512 00:16:38,530 --> 00:16:39,790 I would've never have seen her again. 513 00:16:39,890 --> 00:16:41,730 Yeah. I actually have thought about it. 514 00:16:41,860 --> 00:16:44,370 -Just the universe, eh? What a-- what a crazy ride. -Crazy ride. 515 00:16:44,470 --> 00:16:46,330 NOA: Congratulations! 516 00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:48,040 Let's go, Mary. Let's get your license. 517 00:16:48,140 --> 00:16:50,170 All right. Bye, Colette. I hope to see you again soon. 518 00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:52,540 (chuckles): Oh, great. 519 00:16:52,640 --> 00:16:53,980 -She's so beautiful. -CECI: Yeah. 520 00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:55,310 And that hair. 521 00:16:55,410 --> 00:16:56,880 It's very selfish that she hasn't cut it off 522 00:16:56,980 --> 00:16:58,580 and donated it to charity. Right? 523 00:16:58,710 --> 00:17:00,420 It's kind of funny that you happen to mention hair, Colette. 524 00:17:00,550 --> 00:17:02,380 Because I was wondering if you happened to know 525 00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:04,220 how I found these two blonde 526 00:17:04,320 --> 00:17:07,090 mousy ones in the thermostat closet today. 527 00:17:07,190 --> 00:17:08,560 -I don't know. Yeah. -BARB: Colette? 528 00:17:08,660 --> 00:17:10,020 Did you take Noa on a driving test? 529 00:17:10,090 --> 00:17:11,730 -I did not authorize that. -GREGG: Uh, 530 00:17:11,830 --> 00:17:13,430 hey, Barb? This lady was returning 531 00:17:13,530 --> 00:17:14,830 her plate, 532 00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:18,030 and apparently Carl lost her license. 533 00:17:18,100 --> 00:17:19,600 If you were just here to return a plate, 534 00:17:19,700 --> 00:17:21,740 why didn't you put it in the drop box? 535 00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:23,040 COLETTE and JACQUI: There's a drop box? 536 00:17:23,140 --> 00:17:24,470 -Oh, my... -GREGG: I told you. 537 00:17:24,570 --> 00:17:25,840 Stay in your lane. 538 00:17:25,940 --> 00:17:27,280 Yeah. You did. 539 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:28,780 And I didn't, because I'm me. 540 00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:30,580 And me ruined her day and your day 541 00:17:30,680 --> 00:17:32,350 and everybody's day, because, yeah, 542 00:17:32,410 --> 00:17:33,320 it was me. 543 00:17:33,420 --> 00:17:34,620 I lowered the AC, 544 00:17:34,750 --> 00:17:36,120 and I caused the power outage. 545 00:17:36,220 --> 00:17:37,750 And apparently my hair is falling out. But, hey, 546 00:17:37,850 --> 00:17:39,290 at least I drove Noa 547 00:17:39,420 --> 00:17:42,420 into the arms of his perfect woman! 548 00:17:42,560 --> 00:17:43,860 AUTOMATED VOICE: Now serving... 549 00:17:43,960 --> 00:17:45,390 (groans loudly) 550 00:17:45,490 --> 00:17:47,360 (groaning) 551 00:17:47,460 --> 00:17:49,030 Here's the estimate to fix everything. 552 00:17:49,100 --> 00:17:50,470 What? 553 00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:52,530 Our branch is already on the chopping block. 554 00:17:52,630 --> 00:17:54,240 I can't slap Big Sac with this. 555 00:17:54,340 --> 00:17:55,540 Oh, you don't have to. 556 00:17:55,640 --> 00:17:56,600 Oh, thank-- 557 00:17:56,740 --> 00:17:59,270 -I already did. -(angry chuckle) 558 00:17:59,370 --> 00:18:00,840 Gah. Great lakes. 559 00:18:00,940 --> 00:18:02,440 (Barb groaning) 560 00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:05,410 Hey! Your license. 561 00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:08,850 I must've missed it while I was vacuuming up Carl's curlies. 562 00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:12,090 Silver lining. (chuckles) 563 00:18:12,190 --> 00:18:13,220 This isn't me. 564 00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:14,620 Just take it. 565 00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:16,620 Okay. 566 00:18:17,460 --> 00:18:19,790 Next. No. Her, boss. 567 00:18:19,930 --> 00:18:22,160 It's not mousy. 568 00:18:22,260 --> 00:18:25,030 It's butterscotch wheat. 569 00:18:25,130 --> 00:18:26,900 GREGG: Colette. 570 00:18:26,970 --> 00:18:29,270 -I am not gonna let you wash out. -(sighs) 571 00:18:29,340 --> 00:18:30,510 No, it's okay. 572 00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:32,640 You don't have to come in here. 573 00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:34,510 (sighs) 574 00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:36,080 Well, you're right. 575 00:18:36,140 --> 00:18:40,580 I mess up everything 'cause I can't stay in my lane. 576 00:18:40,680 --> 00:18:42,780 Do you remember when you surprised me with a cake 577 00:18:42,850 --> 00:18:44,390 -on my birthday? -Yeah. 578 00:18:44,490 --> 00:18:47,390 You were furious because you didn't want everyone to know 579 00:18:47,490 --> 00:18:49,290 you were turning 60, but... 580 00:18:49,360 --> 00:18:51,190 There were so many candles on that damn cake 581 00:18:51,290 --> 00:18:52,690 that it set off the sprinkler system 582 00:18:52,790 --> 00:18:53,800 and we got to go home early. 583 00:18:53,860 --> 00:18:55,400 -Yeah. -I got to watch 584 00:18:55,500 --> 00:18:58,200 a whole hour of Mighty Trains before Tanya got home. 585 00:18:58,330 --> 00:19:01,940 It was the best birthday of my whole life. 586 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:05,270 Okay, so I was accidentally helpful one time. 587 00:19:05,370 --> 00:19:06,670 But, clearly, 588 00:19:06,770 --> 00:19:10,310 I can't stop myself from getting in everyone's way. 589 00:19:10,380 --> 00:19:12,610 -And that's what makes you you. -(sighs) 590 00:19:12,680 --> 00:19:14,550 And I need you here. 591 00:19:14,680 --> 00:19:17,490 Because there is something that I care about. 592 00:19:17,590 --> 00:19:18,850 Aw. 593 00:19:18,950 --> 00:19:19,990 Me? 594 00:19:20,050 --> 00:19:22,020 -It's not caring. -Oh. 595 00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:23,490 And the only way I can not care 596 00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:25,890 is if you care enough for the both of us. 597 00:19:26,030 --> 00:19:27,200 Aw. 598 00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:28,530 I think. 599 00:19:28,630 --> 00:19:31,300 The only thing worse than visiting the DMV 600 00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:33,700 is working in the DMV. 601 00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:35,200 And you make that... 602 00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:37,570 almost tolerable. 603 00:19:39,210 --> 00:19:40,510 Trying not to cry. 604 00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:42,410 (both chuckle) 605 00:19:42,510 --> 00:19:44,850 Look, I'm-I'm sorry about Noa. 606 00:19:44,910 --> 00:19:45,980 Yeah. 607 00:19:46,050 --> 00:19:48,480 That was never a date, was it? 608 00:19:48,580 --> 00:19:51,190 But, you know, I'm-I'm beginning to think the only way 609 00:19:51,250 --> 00:19:53,190 he's gonna figure out that I'm the best 610 00:19:53,260 --> 00:19:55,860 is if he tries everyone else out there first. 611 00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:56,860 Wow. 612 00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:58,530 You really never give up. 613 00:19:58,630 --> 00:19:59,730 Yeah. Thank you. 614 00:19:59,830 --> 00:20:01,600 -No, it's not a compliment. -Oh. 615 00:20:01,730 --> 00:20:03,270 -Felt like one. -Want to talk about 616 00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:04,870 -those medicated insoles? -Nope. 617 00:20:09,340 --> 00:20:10,640 -COLETTE: Poop? Right in the fridge? -GREGG: Yep. 618 00:20:10,740 --> 00:20:11,740 -(Colette screams) -Oh, my God! 619 00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:13,440 Colette! No! Don't leave us! 620 00:20:13,540 --> 00:20:14,880 She's not leaving us! 621 00:20:14,980 --> 00:20:17,380 -Don't do that. -Well, then, let me finish. 622 00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:18,450 I wrote a little something. 623 00:20:18,510 --> 00:20:19,450 Okay. 624 00:20:19,510 --> 00:20:20,720 "Colette. 625 00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:22,220 "The 'C' stands for 'cool.' 626 00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:24,620 The 'A' stands for 'awesome.'" 627 00:20:24,690 --> 00:20:25,990 -It's an "O." -"The 'L'--" 628 00:20:26,050 --> 00:20:28,020 -"O"? -"O." 629 00:20:28,120 --> 00:20:29,960 It kind of needs to be an "A" or the whole thing falls apart. 630 00:20:30,060 --> 00:20:31,360 -(clicks tongue) -Well... 631 00:20:31,460 --> 00:20:33,060 I'm parched. You guys want to go get bobas? 632 00:20:33,190 --> 00:20:34,560 -Yeah. Sounds good. -Yeah. 633 00:20:34,660 --> 00:20:36,530 I'm gonna get a Thai iced tea with extra balls. 634 00:20:36,660 --> 00:20:38,130 -Yeah. -Shotgun! 635 00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:39,400 I'm already sitting shotgun. 636 00:20:39,530 --> 00:20:40,870 Colette, did he call it? 637 00:20:40,970 --> 00:20:42,370 -He did not call it. -What? -All right. 638 00:20:42,500 --> 00:20:44,210 -Sorry. -Out you go, bud. -I'm looking. 639 00:20:44,310 --> 00:20:45,610 -* I'm rolling down my window * -Tee-hee-hee-hee. 640 00:20:45,710 --> 00:20:47,110 * And locking the door. * 641 00:20:47,210 --> 00:20:48,910 -I'm locking the door. -Yeah. All right, fine. 642 00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:50,480 -GREGG: No! Come on! Get out! -Then I'm in. -Get out. 643 00:20:50,550 --> 00:20:51,410 -No, you're gonna break the car. -L-Let me in. 644 00:20:55,850 --> 00:20:58,890 Captioning sponsored by CBS 645 00:20:58,990 --> 00:21:01,620 and TOYOTA. 646 00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:05,160 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org